My dear husband read my recent posting and promptly informed me that I had misquoted him.  He did not say, “I don’t care if he has a diaper, he shouldn’t be on the couch,” he said, “I don’t care whether he’s naked or has a tube of cream.  I don’t want him on the couch.”

So here is the funny part.  Apparently his colleagues overheard his conversation but they heard, “I don’t care whether YOU are naked or have a tube of cream.  I don’t want YOU on the couch.”  Of course, not knowing what exactly was the context of William’s conversation, one can only imagine what thoughts were going through their heads.  One even went as far as responding with, “Too much information.”  Hilarious!